The Gamer's Prayer
(for Halo3)
O Lord,
Heavenly Host of Pwnage,
Bastion of Killing Sprees,
We ask this of Thee:
Grant us nimble fingers
and agile minds,
Precision keystrokes and
perfect grenade throws,
And may you bless us always
In our quests for glory.
Grant us low ping
and perfect connection,
High performance and divine protection
From red rings and blue screens of death,
Those evils born of hellion's
breath.
Grant us silver tongues and razor wit,
And buff our patience just a bit,
For even in the post-game lobby
The battle rages on.
Grant
us serenity in the grim and pale,
Even when our teammates fail;
When headshots and killing sprees
Are naught but a fleeting dream.
In
any game of any genre
Buff us with thy glory.
Grant us plus one to all attributes
As we pwn in thine holy name.
Amen.
