A Cornhole Prayer

 

Our Father who art in the Cornament,
Cornstar be thy name.

Thy cornzizzle will come, the match will be won
On the board, as well as in the cornament.

Give us this day, our airmail swishes
And forgive us our

Screaming eagles, corn patties and shuckers
As we forgive those who create cornfusion.

And let us not be skunked or whitewashed
But deliver us to victory.

In the name of the Cornholers, the Police,
And thy holy sport.

Amen!

(c) K.Kendricks